Should I stay or should I go? I'd like to stay, But I must make hay. Should I walk or should I ride? I need the exercise, But I don't have time. Should I call or should I write? I like to talk, But all I have is chalk. Should I cram or should I coast? I need good grades, But it feels like Hades. To be or not to be? All these conundrums Are really just dumb.